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Scrapbook ad hominem (April 1, 2009) "I wonder, if STV is so great, why its supporters are always name-calling, making ad hominem arguments, and falsifying their opponents' position?" [ad-hominem]Investment on a long and medium term basis (July 7, 2004) The amount is about 24m usd and is very suitable for manufacturing and trading needs. [investment] Agent Tobacco (April 21, 2004) The CBC's Advertising Standards division has informed AMES that it will not air "Agent Tobacco" because the ad does not meet their "truth in advertising" standards. [agent-tobacco] John Michael Clegg, in hindsight (March 21, 2004) "I will always remember his sense of humour, his quick-wittedness, and his rare moments of sensitivity." [johnclegg] Why Parents Go Grey (January 26, 2004) Is your Daddy home? Is your Mommy there? Is there anyone there besides you? [whyparentsgogrey] Some things you wish you could say out loud... at work (November 27, 2003) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. [youwish] Inner Strength (November 5, 2003) ... If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, ... If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, ... If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, ... If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful ... [innerstrength] A terrible fight between two wolves (October 31, 2003) An old Cree was teaching his grandson about life. "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy. "It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves." [wolves] Gripe Sheet (October 1, 2003) ... After every flight, each pilot fills out a form called a gripe sheet, to inform the mechanics of problems encountered with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problem, and indicate on the lower half of the form what remedial action was ... [gripesheet] Spelling (September 14, 2003) Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy... [spelling] Telegram (August 30, 2003) From the "greatest unsent telegrams" collection... [telegram] Consumption of Alcohol... (July 28, 2003) WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. [alcohol] Stop The Gay Canadians! (June 20, 2003) ... First icky legalized homosexual marriage, then the apocalypse. Conservative America trembles. ... By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist ... Hordes of quivering GOP lawmakers and vast throngs of proudly homophobic right-wing Christian Americans ... [legalized] Moral Dilemmas (February 11, 2003) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? [moraldilemmas] Prayer for the Stressed (October 21, 2002) ... Grant me the serenity to accept the things ... I cannot change, ... the courage to change the things I cannot accept, ... and the wisdom ... to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill ... today because they pissed me off. ... Also, ... [prayerforthestressed] Lawsuit (September 27, 2002) ... In March 1995, a San Diego man unsuccessfully attempted to sue the city and Jack Murphy Stadium for $5.4 million over something that can only be described as a wee problem -- Robert Glaser claimed the stadium's unisex bathroom policy at a Billy ... [lawsuit] Friend... (August 28, 2002) ... When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. ... When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. ... When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid ... [friend] Hospital Charts (June 28, 2002) ... She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. ... Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. ... On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it ... [hospitalcharts] Guffaw (February 14, 2002) ... Imagine huge solid porcelain Jell-O cubes pummelling down a sheet metal ski slope while the next Ice Age melts into the sunset. ... Imagine the sound you would make if rabbit fur medicine balls were tickling your throat as you tried to wash ... [guffaw] As I've Matured... (February 4, 2002) As I've Matured... ... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. I've learned that it takes years ... [matured] Pet Haiku (February 23, 2001) ... ... "Cat Haiku" You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you. You "must" scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. The rule for today: Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. ... [pethaiku] Quotes by George W. Bush (December 6, 2000) ... If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. ...George W. Bush, Jr. ... "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. ... "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts ... [gwbush2] Quotes by George W. Bush (December 6, 2000) ... This guy could end up as the leader of the free-world?!!!! ... Please tell me he didn't really say any of this . . . ... "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." ??? ....George W. Bush, Jr. ... "If we don't succeed, ... [gwbush1] Notice of Revocation of Independence (December 6, 2000) ... To the citizens of the United States of America, ... In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. ... Her Sovereign ... [revocation] Earth (November 27, 2000) The title says it all. [earth] |