Posted October 22, 2003
You shouldn't go away like that.
The monsters always come out. Today the monsters were hiding in the closet. Then suddenly I couldn't find the closet. The monsters might still be here somewhere. Don't go upstairs!
Also, the kitchen floor. Look at the kitchen floor! I mean, look at this chair in the living room! I'm sitting on top of it because I'm angry. Please pet me. Hey! Keep your hands to yourself, or I'll bite you.
I left something in the basement while you were away. Can I go downstairs and get it now? I need it. You're mean. Hm, your pants smell good.